The Beautiful Game, Quantified — Organic Cotton Eco Tote Bag
The Beautiful Game, Quantified — Organic Cotton Eco Tote Bag
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Carry the data. Wear the science.
The Beautiful Game, Quantified eco tote celebrates soccer the way you actually watch it — with positional data overlays, expected goals tracking, and 22 players reduced to glowing dots on a tactical board. Now on an organic cotton tote big enough for groceries, a laptop, and your match-day kit.
The eco tote your other tote bags will be jealous of.
Why you'll carry it everywhere
- 📊 Original quant-nerd soccer artwork — the only soccer-analytics tote you'll find
- 🌱 100% certified organic cotton — better than plastic, better than your conscience
- 💪 Heavy 8 oz/yd² twill — built to actually hold groceries (30 lb / 13.6 kg capacity)
- 📏 16" × 14½" × 5" — fits laptops, books, gym kit, weekly haul
- 🤝 Dual 1" straps, 24.5" length — shoulder-friendly
- 🎁 The eco-conscious soccer-nerd gift that actually gets used
The fabric details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
- Dimensions: 16" × 14½" × 5" (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
- Weight capacity: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
- Dual straps: 1" wide × 24.5" long (2.5 × 62.2 cm)
- Open main compartment, no zipper
- Econscious EC8000 quality blank
Blank product sourced from India.
Bag dimensions
| Width (cm) | Height (cm) | Depth (cm) | Strap Length (cm) | Strap Width (cm) | |
| One Size | 40.6 | 36.8 | 12.7 | 61 | 2.5 |
Care instructions, shipping, returns, and compliance details below.
Product Details
Care Instructions
Keep your tee looking new for years:
• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low — avoid high heat
• Do not bleach
• Iron inside out on low if needed
• Wash with similar colors
Sizes run true to fit. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for a fitted look.
Shipping & Returns
Production: Every order is printed on demand within 2–5 business days.
Shipping (after production):
• United States — 3–4 business days
• Canada — 5–10 business days
• Mexico — 10–15 business days
• Europe & UK — 4–6 business days
• Rest of world — 10–20 business days
Free shipping on US orders over $50. Canada and international orders charged based on destination — calculated at checkout.
Returns: We accept returns for defects, misprints, or shipping damage within 14 days of delivery. Contact hello@portalxgear.com with a photo and we'll make it right — replacement or full refund.
Safety & Compliance
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance: Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), PortalX Gear and PXII Studio Canada Inc. ensure all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
Operator: PXII Studio Canada Inc. · P.O. Box 889, Bloomington, IL 61702, USA
EU representative: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED · gpsr@sindenventures.com
Mailing: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus